Do you like sport? Football?
You are wrong. I am strong as an Ox and love sport. When I was a young boy growing up in Cheltenham I decided it was important to support Everton as that was who Gary Lineker played for. Every day I prayed to be Gary Lineker. Then he left Everton, some time passed, Tony Cottee joined. He scored an amazing hat-trick on his debut. Every day I prayed to be Tony Cottee. At a similar time T'pau were at number 1 telling me not to push too far my dreams because they may come true. I became Tony Cottee. I should have listened to them.